"FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT. FINALLY. SOMEONE SAID THE BIGOTED SHIT I WAS TOO AFRAID TO SAY BECAUSE I KNOW I’D GET SHIT FOR IT IF I SAID IT MYSELF. FINALLY I CAN RIDE THE COATTAILS OF SOMEONE ELSE’S IGNORANCE SO MY OWN IGNORANCE CAN BE VALIDATED. FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT"
DID YUO KNOE: Gravity Falls creator Alex Hirsch is credited for voicing the character Bill Cipher, but in actuality, Bill is possessing Alex and using him as a vessel to speak to the outside world.
Hirsch accidentally traded his soul to Cipher at the age of seven for a Snickers bar.
The entirety of the show Gravity Falls is just an elaborate cry for help.
very tardy to the party for this joke, still wanted to share it.
DO YOU SEE THIS. DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT. THREE DOLLARS. THREE DOLLARS FOR A GODDAMN FULLSIZE WEBKIN. WHEN I WAS A KID YOU COULDNT EVEN BUY A WEBKIN’S LEGS FOR THREE DOLLARS BUT NOW THEYRE JUST SELLING OFF THE FULLSIZE GODDAMN WEBKINZ IN MARSHALLS FOR THREE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS. WHAT THE FUCK
1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask
For The Masses:
name: Kels [some losers call me Kelp]
sexuality: pan [though white cishet men probably won’t get far with me]
relationship status: no thanks
eye color: void
WHAT IS YOUR
favourite season?: fall
favourite movie/s?: Up and Mulan
favourite band?: Kansas or The Glitch Mob probs
favourite quote?: “I’m tired of all this white bread.”
favourite shirt?: My awesome Clefable shirt made by Greg Wright
smoke?: Never real cigs, but sometimes I bum off my friends e-cigs and do hooka
drink?: every now and then (I drink a little when I’m anxious)
write?: That’s all I did my senior year; only occasionally now
draw?: it’s my life
play an instrument?: I played flute for 8 years in grade school, still can, but don’t really
your favourite place: Scribbles Coffee Company (aka my favorite coffee shop)
your favourite memory: ???
your ideal partner: Someone willing to marry me for tax benefits
your bedroom: small and easily dirtied bc of it
yourself in three words: obnoxious dong lord
I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality
and if you’ve had depression since early childhood you don’t even know if you have your own personality
you didn’t have time to be a person before depression
and it’s scary having no idea who you are
i dont think some feminist artists have figured out that using a picture of the uterus to symbolize “grrrl power” is a microaggresion and excludes trans folk so let this be a public service announcement.